Netzfund 33/26 – Märchenstunden

Russia is conducting another dead body exchange with Ukraine today.

Here is the breakdown for 2026 so far:

Jan 29th: 🇺🇦 1000 – 🇷🇺 38
Feb 26th: 🇺🇦 1000 – 🇷🇺 35
Apr 9th: 🇺🇦 1000 – 🇷🇺 41
May 15th: 🇺🇦 526 – 🇷🇺 41
Jun 18th: 🇺🇦 522 – 🇷🇺 33
Jul 16th: 🇺🇦 501 – 🇷🇺 31
Aug 13th: 🇺🇦 261 -… pic.twitter.com/3Cf9c20Cc9

— Olga Bazova (@OlgaBazova) August 13, 2026

🇺🇦‼️🚨 TERRITORIAL CLAIMS

Ukrainian defense minister visited Azov, and they had an interesting map on the back.

Azov's map claims for Ukraine:
🇲🇩 Transnistria
🇷🇺 Eastern regions
🇧🇾 Southern regions

It’s hard to see, but I could not find any EU territory in the map. pic.twitter.com/adUdX01juU

— Lord Bebo (@MyLordBebo) August 12, 2026

Average German journalist moment:

"Tell us, Europeans, what can we concretely do to help you kill more Russians?"

— German journalist Michael Martens of the Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.

Vučić had an "o-face" moment. pic.twitter.com/e7gOldm88l

— Olga Bazova (@OlgaBazova) August 9, 2026

There is something profoundly grotesque about a journalist casually asking the Ukranian President Zelensky how Europeans can "help kill more Russians"

It turns out to be German journalist Michael Martens.
Martens’s grandfather served as a senior Wehrmacht officer during Nazi… pic.twitter.com/ptgPun3wTc

— Richard (@ricwe123) August 10, 2026

Les États-Unis rêvent de balkaniser la Fédération de Russie en 40 mini-États.
Fin de partie : Sibérie “indépendante”, Kaliningrad rebaptisé, et un Forum de la “post-Russie” sponsorisé par la CIA et l’OTAN.
Leur projet :
1) affaiblir la Russie
2) encercler la Chine
3) neutraliser… pic.twitter.com/6YZ0KJTK2A

— Rémi Philiponet 🇨🇵 (@remi_philiponet) August 8, 2026

‼️🇺🇦 🔥 15 000 DRONES RÉDUITS EN CENDRES : LA LOGISTIQUE UKRAINIENNE PREND UN SALE COUP DANS LA NUIT

Cette nuit, les forces armées russes ont porté un coup chirurgical et massif au cœur de l’appareil logistique militaire ukrainien. Pas une simple frappe : une opération de… pic.twitter.com/OnIlnQQk0C

— Camille Moscow 🇷🇺 🌿 ☦️ (@camille_moscow) August 11, 2026

🚨 BREAKING:

Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi:

“Egypt charges between $200,000 and $700,000 for each transit through the Suez Canal; for large container ships or tankers, the amount can exceed $1 million.

Turkey charges transit fees for the Istanbul Strait.

Canada…

— GBC (@GBC_Press) August 7, 2026

🇺🇸 NEW: Hegseth criticized Iran for investing in missiles and weapons instead of its people, while the Pentagon and Trump are asking Congress for $200B in additional war funding.

The joke writes itself. The U.S. is run by idiots. pic.twitter.com/Efk6Rq4F30

— GBC (@GBC_Press) August 11, 2026

RUSSIA OPENS ARCTIC NORTHERN SEA ROUTE FOR CHINESE TRANSIT TO EUROPE

Official authorization for a new Arctic trade corridor linking China with Europe was granted by Russia.

Permits for seven Chinese transit vessels to sail to Europe via the Northern Sea Route were issued by… pic.twitter.com/7sGr1LltYF

— Russian Market (@runews) August 8, 2026

Vladimir Putin decided to stop his motorcade in Russia's Novosibirsk, to greet local kids.

look and listen to the reception he gets, now ask yourself if the French, British or German leader could safely do the same pic.twitter.com/ihlgw8smRH

— Chay Bowes (@BowesChay) August 11, 2026

✍️ Estas palabras del Presidente de China 🇨🇳 Xi Jinping, van a ser estudiadas por muchas generaciones y la academia internacional y la historia será testigo de ello:

"Bajo el mismo cielo, compartimos un mismo destino. Ningún país es una isla. Ninguna nación camina por sí sola en…

— Xi Alonso 🇨🇳🇦🇷 (@ale_hangzhou) August 10, 2026

In 49 days a rare natural spectacle will take place in Germany, the gas eclipse.

The natural gas eclipse pic.twitter.com/F5imZfO6JJ

— Russian Market (@runews) August 12, 2026

Zufällig vorbeikommender Busfahrer erlegt Semtex-Drohne per Fußtritt! Sämtliche Leitmedien finden das glaubhaft. Aber auch NIUS und Apollo fallen auf den absurdesten Nonsens herein, seit Chinesen die Straßen von Viren reinigten.

Hintergrund: Einige fürchten, Berlin wolle den… pic.twitter.com/lYmZGOld3e

— Stefan Homburg (@SHomburg) August 8, 2026

US air defenses are running out.
Iran and China are at the door 🙂

Our new Lego video 🫡 pic.twitter.com/mpul4lPt6l

— Explosive Media (@ExplosiveMediaa) August 13, 2026

BREAKING: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the Trump administration, declaring it will wait out Donald Trump's term until January 20, 2029, per Iranian outlets and Ghalibaf advisor's post.

"Trump will not reach an agreement with us. We will accompany…

— The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) August 10, 2026

BREAKING: Iran has laid out nine conditions for reopening the Strait of Hormuz — including $300 billion in compensation, a ban on U.S. and Israeli vessels, and up to 7% transit fees — declaring the waterway will not open until the U.S. "corrects its behavior," per Fars News.

The…

— The Hormuz Report (@HormuzReport) August 8, 2026

BREAKING: The UAE has released several billion dollars of Iran's frozen assets held in UAE banks, including 2 tonnes of gold worth $283 million, with the goal being that Iran spares the UAE from future attacks, according to multiple senior sources in Tehran with knowledge of the…

— The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) August 13, 2026

That’s your enemy? pic.twitter.com/rP8lsyNth9

— Zlatti71 (@Zlatti_71) August 7, 2026

BOOKMARK, COPY OR DOWNLOAD THIS. Every time someone says “but the Iranians massacred 30,000 or 50,000 of their own peaceful protesters”, just share these 10 facts and/or the video.

1. In early January, Mossad and CIA assets armed radical opposition members in Iran to undertake… pic.twitter.com/bBDw5J4k1l

— Nury Vittachi (@NuryVittachi) April 16, 2026

What exactly has Iran done that is so unforgivable?

Did it invade continents?

Colonize half the earth?

Drop atomic bombs on civilians?

Build military bases around the globe?

Topple the governments?

Starve nations with sanctions?

NO.

It's US who did this all!

— Iran News 24 (@IRanMediaco) August 9, 2026

🚨 Breaking: Iran's most powerful missile strikes an Israeli power plant, completely destroying it! Share Iran's successes to the world with full force and purpose! 🔥🇮🇷🚀💥🇮🇱💀 pic.twitter.com/3de56LUlN4

— Iran Mil Updates (@tvir_X) August 9, 2026

On his first day, Mojtaba’s new SNSC Secretary met with the Chinese Ambassador to assure him that, unless the US surrenders to the IRI’s terms [and allows the shipment of Iran’s oil to China], the SoH will remain closed.

IRIB quoted the Chinese Ambassador: “Our belief is that… pic.twitter.com/8AkhX7iE67

— Arash Behgoo (@ArashBehgoo) August 12, 2026

Iran’s IRGC Advisor Naghdi Vows Endless Missile Production

Brigadier General Naqdi, advisor to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps' Supreme Commander, addressed Iran's wartime production capacity.

"We produce BALLISTIC MISSILES at a rate that exceeds their launch rate, and we… pic.twitter.com/gmkL5LqcMZ

— Ryan Rozbiani (@RyanRozbiani) August 11, 2026

⚡️BREAKING: Iran has released an Image of a Fully Intact Israeli Hermes 900 Drone

The UAV was taken down by Electronic Warfare

The IRGC has taken out its various Parts to Reverse-Engineer the Technology pic.twitter.com/JyQNXswokW

— Iran Observer (@IranObserver0) August 7, 2026

China now owns the world's largest and most tunnel boring machines (TBMs). 70% of the world's total are made in China. But this dominance is hard-earned.

In 1997, to build the Qinling Tunnel, China paid Germany RMB 700 million for just 2 SECONDHAND TBMs. 700 million is an entire… pic.twitter.com/ZTWgObnJxw

— Li Zexin 李泽欣 (@XH_Lee23) August 10, 2026

The eternal Jew by Joseph Goebbels filmed mostly in Poland 🇵🇱 pic.twitter.com/7e0NPi8acO

— mynextchapter (@Deeteem1) August 8, 2026