Netzfund 13/26 – Iran: Troll Level “Experts”

Everything changed in the last 48 hours and nobody has assembled the pieces.

IRGC Joint Staff headquarters under US-Israeli strikes. Iran naming UAE targets as Abu Dhabi enters the war. IDF Chief of Staff warning publicly the Israeli military could “collapse” from manpower… pic.twitter.com/gBwmonrxvB

— Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ (@shanaka86) March 27, 2026

No more cryptocurrency trading.
No more food delivery apps.
No more two-week vacations.

The next 20 years:
De-industrialization.
Resource wars.
Mass migration.
Civil conflict.
Famines.

The people who survive will be the ones who saw it coming and prepared.
The ones who… pic.twitter.com/n1tpwi9Yj3

— Predictive History (@PredicHistory) March 26, 2026

The World You Grew Up In Is Ending —

Three Trends Nobody Is Talking About (Professor Jiang Analysis) pic.twitter.com/ih7LU6yOTq

— True market Leader (@TmarketL) March 25, 2026

Iranian Professor Marandi:

“ISIS was created by your regime.

Al-Qaeda was created by your regime.

The head of Al-Qaeda went to the White House — the same organization you say carried out 9/11.

So how are we supposed to know who the terrorists are, based on your standards?” pic.twitter.com/Cev5Cwo2XH

— sarah (@sahouraxo) March 21, 2026

„Vor der Sitzung des UN-Menschenrechtsrats in Genf machte der Abgeordnete aus Hongkong, Dominic Lee, eine schockierende Aussage:
„Der Westen spricht von Menschenrechten, erlaubt Israel aber, ungestraft Völkermord zu begehen.“ „An ihren Händen klebt das Blut von Palästinensern und… pic.twitter.com/RbLtRNOXau

— Lion Leonidas (@LionLeonidas3) March 21, 2026

🔥💥⚠️💥🔥

Larry Silverstein, derselbe Mann, der die Zwillingstürme kurz vor ihrer Zerstörung gekauft hat (und dank der Versicherungen Millionen kassiert hat), hat gerade den höchsten Wolkenkratzer von Los Angeles erworben…

Mit denselben Anschlagsversicherungen…… pic.twitter.com/4ZL5ES4IBF

— Maik Pittel (@maikpi70) March 26, 2026

Absolute bombshell. Al Jazeera exposes how the US completely hijacked Iraq's economy. Two decades after the illegal invasion, Washington still forces all Iraqi oil revenues to be deposited in the New York Federal Reserve, giving America a permanent chokehold on the nation. pic.twitter.com/sjCXr3TOHx

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 25, 2026

#Day1: I won. Iran, total victory.#Day2: I won again. People can’t believe it.#Day3: Still winning. Experts say nobody wins like I win.#Day4: Victory keeps coming. The fake news won’t report it.#Day5: Everyone is talking about how much I’m winning. Unbelievable.#Day6: They… https://t.co/z1nSqOeIeh pic.twitter.com/VhUzQ58G4C

— Russian Market (@runews) March 24, 2026

Laut Bericht des US-Außenministeriums zum globalen Terrorismus aus dem Jahr 2022 hatte keine der zehn Terrorgruppen mit den höchsten Opferzahlen Verbindungen zum #Iran. Es gibt jedoch Hinweise darauf, dass einige, möglicherweise sogar alle, von Israel oder den USA (USAID, CIA)… pic.twitter.com/9bjsEWHln0

— Max Otte (@maxotte_says) March 21, 2026

AKTUELL: Während Trump „wir haben diesen Krieg gewonnen" erklärte und Leavitt vor „der Entfesselung der Hölle" warnte, unterzeichnete Putin gerade ein Dekret, das den Export von raffiniertem Gold in Barren über 100 Gramm verbietet. Gültig ab 1. Mai. Der zweitgrößte Goldproduzent… pic.twitter.com/g7raF0U36L

— Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam (@PeterPilz3) March 26, 2026

BREAKING 🚨: Iran TROLLED Trump🔥

Trump 🇺🇸: If NATO can't stop IRAN, We will take Greenland from Europe⚡

IRAN 🇮🇷: "If Europe can't protect Greenland, call us. Iran will protect it from mindless Trump" 🔥🔥🗿

COURAGE 💪: 101%🔥 pic.twitter.com/pg3QbWxrhK

— InfoGram (@_InfoGram_) March 22, 2026

⚠️⚡ Wir haben gerade ein neues Eskalationslevel erreicht.😳 Innerhalb von 62 Sekunden kam es um 21 Uhr (UTC) zu einem Frequenzeinbruch um 193 mHz. Das entspricht einer Netzlastdifferenz von etwa 3.200 MW, was mehr ist, als die europäische Reserve für Störungen (3.000 MW). Aber… pic.twitter.com/FUIF1lK8kO

— HerbertSaurugg (@herbertsaurugg) March 24, 2026

BREAKING: President Trump just told 450 million Europeans: sign my deal by Thursday or I cut your gas. And if you think this is impulsive, you are not paying attention. This is the most calculated energy play in American history.

Qatar’s LNG is offline. Force Majeure. Ras Laffan… pic.twitter.com/WOvyAYkYjG

— Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ (@shanaka86) March 23, 2026

⚡️🚨BREAKING NEWS: A new international group called "Earthquake Faction" burns an Israeli weapons factory in the Czech Republic :

The Earthquake Faction is launched.

On 20th March 2026, the Earthquake Faction struck the epicenter of the Israeli weapons industry in Europe. In… pic.twitter.com/s9v32c0HVi

— Middle East Observer (@ME_Observer_) March 20, 2026

⚡️Another epic lego video from Iran – "Victory Chronicles: Part 2":

We know they only feed you 2-minute clips every day of empty buildings being targeted, but you’d better watch this. Then ask your womanizing buddy: ‘Is this true Peter? Why did we attack the island?’ Loser! pic.twitter.com/bZt27eD699

— Middle East Observer (@ME_Observer_) March 27, 2026

اعترافات یک پدوفیل pic.twitter.com/QzRNM6yvj8

— محمد شاهی (@Muhammadshaahi) March 26, 2026

🚨Iraq has declared war on America in an ironic twist. 🚨

Iraq gave PMF green light to respond to US/Israeli aggressions "BY ALL MEANS AVAILABLE."

23 years since the invasion of Iraq for Israel and here we are. pic.twitter.com/TRluV2vuJz

— Syrian Girl (@Partisangirl) March 25, 2026

Iran 🇮🇷 just released this emotional video

I don’t think they are stopping until all their objectives have been met pic.twitter.com/0jmyZbkkaY

— . (@LBGamestips) March 25, 2026

Iran has taken the gloves off. Trump gave Iran a 5-day extension on bombing their power plants.

Netanyahu didn’t get the memo, last night he attacked 2 of Iran’s power facilities.

Now, Kuwait is in total darkness. ISREAL lost their Haifa power plant and oil storage… pic.twitter.com/oY69CYH9SH

— Tomthunkit™ (@TomthunkitsMind) March 25, 2026

Iranian movie makers just dropped another banger Lego music movie and seems like they increase quality and pro level each time

Don't let Trump see this or he will go so furious 😭😂🤣

People keep asking when will Lego company make and put on sale these banger models 😂 pic.twitter.com/QrDlrUp6Bf

— Furkan Gözükara (@FurkanGozukara) March 24, 2026

⚠️⭕ A response stronger than a ballistic missile from Iran’s Foreign Minister to U.S. calls for negotiations:

“What are we supposed to negotiate about?!

We have no leadership, no nuclear program,
no missile stockpile,
no weapons production lines…

Our navy is destroyed, and… pic.twitter.com/t7piFspEzq

— SilencedSirs◼️ (@SilentlySirs) March 23, 2026

THIS IS MINDBLOWING 🤯

Tucker Carlson : How can Iran 🇮🇷 overcome all the losses it suffered in war?

Peter Zeihan 🚨: "Iran has a master plan to generate $800B annually by charging a 10% toll on all global shipping through the Strait of Hormuz. They will use this massive wealth… pic.twitter.com/cP3tI15yxu

— Amock_ (@Amockx2022) March 20, 2026

🇮🇷🇺🇸 How Iran hit the "unhittable" jet

The F-35 is invisible to radar. It was never invisible to heat.

Iran likely used infrared tracking systems that detect engine exhaust instead of radar signatures.

Because these systems emit no energy, the F-35's warning systems never… https://t.co/JyyhS56UQG pic.twitter.com/jkkKpkDZk8

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 21, 2026

🚨 NIMA: Saudi Arabia in panic, hosting meet with Pak, Qatar, Turkey… what can they even do?

SCOTT: They’ll end up losing more oil fields. They’ve sold their souls to the devils, US & Israel.

If they really want to do anything, say: AMERICA GET THE F OUT 💥 pic.twitter.com/3KpGaM1udj

— Mr Sharma (@sharma_views) March 20, 2026

🚨🇨🇳 U.S. WORST NIGHTMARE: CHINA'S ATLAS SWARM RENDERS WESTERN ARMOR OBSOLETE

One single vehicle now commands up to 96 autonomous drones that hunt, identify, and destroy targets as a living organism. Classic mechanized assaults are becoming suicidal in this new reality.

🔸 96… pic.twitter.com/rctfGbL4PS

— NewRulesGeopolitics (@NewRulesGeo) March 25, 2026

DIE DOMINOS FALLEN. IN TAGEN, NICHT IN WOCHEN.

Hier die globale Ölkrise – Land für Land – Stand heute:

🇱🇰 Sri Lanka – Rationierung. 4-Tage-Woche. Schulen geschlossen.
🇵🇰 Pakistan – KRISE. Preisanstieg über Nacht. Lange Warteschlangen. 4-Tage-Woche.
🇮🇳 Indien – Reserven reichen… pic.twitter.com/PY7lXb3i6a

— Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam (@PeterPilz3) March 26, 2026

Dies ist die wichtigste Technologieanalyse seit Kriegsbeginn. Bisher hat niemand im Silicon Valley, an der Wall Street oder im Pentagon in einem einzigen Dokument die Zusammenhänge hergestellt.

Die Kette: Eine Rakete trifft eine Gasanlage in Katar. Die Anlage produziert Helium… pic.twitter.com/1JAVCgTESc

— Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam (@PeterPilz3) March 26, 2026

1/7 🧵#DEDOLLARIZATION DAILY:

What Iran means for the dollar: a perfect storm for the petrodollar

Kudos to Deutsche Bank Research Institute for the best analysis yet on what Iran means for declining dollar dominance.

"A world that becomes more self-sufficient in defence and… pic.twitter.com/ng52kbdCul

— Richard Turrin (@richardturrin) March 25, 2026

This should be required viewing in history class. pic.twitter.com/U2f1RQz5F7

— ĐⱤØ₲Ø🇺🇸 (@KAGdrogo) March 25, 2026

Prof. Marandi on how Iran built its missile program from absolute zero

13 men sent to Syria in 1984 with orders to acquire knowledge no one would sell them

From Scud reverse-engineering to the Sejjil — liquid fuel to solid fuel, foreign lineage to indigenous design

The lineage… pic.twitter.com/dFAeukgtf3

— COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) March 22, 2026

The Soviet Union made a film in 1983 about Zionism, the Rothschilds and the Israeli lobby in the US. It was buried for decades. I just added English subtitles and corrected the dubbed version. Watch what they didn't want you to see. Links below. pic.twitter.com/WKCEm4vO4v

— Rina Lu🇷🇺 (@rinalu_) March 20, 2026